{"product_id":"quip-let-me-drop-everything-desk-sign","title":"Quip Let Me Drop Everything Desk Sign","description":"\u003cp\u003eA desk nameplate that says what everyone's thinking: LET ME DROP EVERYTHING AND WORK ON YOUR PROBLEM. White lettering on a black insert, in a gold aluminium holder, like a very official name badge. A good laugh for a colleague, a boss or your own desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne desk sign, about 20 cm (7.8 in) long: gold aluminium holder and a black engraved insert\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWorth knowing before you buy\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe wording is fixed.\u003c\/strong\u003e It isn't personalised; it says exactly what's in the photos.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt's a nameplate, not a plaque.\u003c\/strong\u003e The insert slides into a light aluminium holder; it's a desk joke, not a heavy trophy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eKnow your audience.\u003c\/strong\u003e It's sarcastic. Best given to someone who'll laugh.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThis is a new listing.\u003c\/strong\u003e It has fewer than 30 customer reviews so far, so this page is built from the maker's specification and photos.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuestions before or after you order: support@kivorahome.com\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLength\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eAbout 20 cm (7.8 in)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHolder\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGold-finished aluminium\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eInsert\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBlack engraved plastic, white lettering\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eText\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLET ME DROP EVERYTHING AND WORK ON YOUR PROBLEM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDelivery\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7–15 business days\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Kivora Home","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58906542637430,"sku":"KV-DORG-004","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0949\/5235\/8262\/files\/35b89cc1828447c8a4389b63e5f54d30.png?v=1791316148","url":"https:\/\/kivorahome.com\/products\/quip-let-me-drop-everything-desk-sign","provider":"Kivora Home","version":"1.0","type":"link"}